What’s in YOUR spambox?
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I need - a bigger penis…
Yup, it’s true. Apparently, I have just not realized this and the constant influx of spam I am getting is trying to tell me - I just don’t got a big enough penis.
I know….I know - you all are saying, "But wait Tammy…you are a guuuuuurl." And I would be responding back with, "well, yes my dear readers…I AM a guuuuurl…." But…my spam blocker tells me something different… It tells me that my pecker is not big enuf’ and I need some penis enlargement pills!
Sheesh, I am just so glad that we have people out there to keep us in line with all this stuff. I would have never taken this stuff into account - had I not known my penis needed to be enlarged.
And hell, while I am at it…I think I am going to learn how to play Blackjack and also some Poker. Cause I just don’t know how to. Also, I am going to go play for free OR real money! Sounds like a deal to me. 
My goodness, its just sooo nuice for complete strangers to remind me of all this important stuff…
First though…I need to go and buy some Xanax. Considering…I can but it from Canada, without a prescription, AND without a Doctors order…I might as well jump on that deal.
Anybody need any Valium while I am ordering?
So, what kind is your most favorite spam you have ever gotten in your comments section?
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Lol funny post. I get those emails too and a few stock emails too from time to time. And then this other day I got spam emails linking to stickam accounts, I couldn’t understand that one!
Komodo, lol. I just got a ton more today.
Geez, I don’t know, it would have to be a toss up between the dating ones where girls are loving for love and wondering if I’m interested (WTF) and the ones where I have won the online lotto.
Tammy, lol…yup! I get those too! Amazing that they have not got it figured out yet…lol
Hey - have you actually met this guy or only talked and texted? I think it is SO great that you are in love, but you know sometimes the chemistry in real life is different than what you have on the phone. Not trying to be a downer or anything but just keep that in mind. I really, really hope it works for you though!
Spirited, Sheesh….thanks…lol.
Yup, I have been through it before. The last time it lasted 5 years. I hope this one lasts for a lot of years!
I’m still in shock that my guy at blockbuster told the a Africian Prince that I watched Coming To America. They keep asking to me hold a few million dollars until he can sneak out of the country. I hope they don’t catch him at the border. I heard they bury them shoulder high in sand if he gets caught.
I’ll keep you updated….haha
Eathan, lol…Sheesh! that’s a bad day huh? lol. Do keep me posted…
I’ve had a bit too much wine tonight to get this post on the first read. At first I thought you were a bit off, then I thought you might be retarded, then I realized I was retarded because I didn’t get the spam reference and see the joke.
I either need less wine or more wine cause I seem to be stuck somewhere in the middle.
Bill, LOL… you are too funny! That wine was working really well huh?
I prefer the ones saying I have a long lost relative that left me a ton of money. If only they were true!
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Catherine, lol…They just don’t give up do they?
my favorites are the ones that try to scam you. They say that you win something. haha its just funny
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RR Enriquez, lol…Yup…I know what you are talking about!
i used to get many mails daily about pills and such typo… and then i deleted that email account
and now wen i hv created new account then also i started receiving such spam mails … its annoying… lol
Puneet, i get tons of spam emails, that’s for sure. I was mostly complaining about spam here though, at my blog..
Man, I can’t even begin to describe the spam crap I get… but I think the most recent one was a Paypal one saying my account is limited or something lol…
Jay
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Jay, I got a REALLY strange Paypal one too. It said that my bloglog was canceled ..or something like that…